Dear Future Colleagues in the U.S. Senate,
Give me a chance! Anyway, why is America fake outraged? All I allegedly ever didn’t ever do is nothing compared what our slave-holding founder Thomas Jefferson did— repeatedly rape a 14-year-old slave. Plus: HE HAD MIXED RACE KIDS! Everyone’s fine with that! Besides we have a self-admitted assaulter president who has said he has homosexual friends! I never even touch those people!
Some people lie and say I had a “thing” for teenagers. They say I’m not moral! Look here! I denied marriage licenses to same-sex couples while y’all are knee-boot deep in them because their kind of love is wrong and ungodly!
I didn’t take a slave as a child lover and have babies with her. So there’s that. Don’t deny me the Godly Calling I have to help y’all with your tax bill medical coverage reduction either, so fewer so-called poor people and Mexican terrorists are covered so that we save money so we can give it to Robert Mercer and his godly daughters that’s done it all for me and God’s chosen- Steve Bannon!
The Republican Party needs real Christians in it now! Welcome me in like Jesus would! Otherwise those liberals are going to tell jokes like the one I read today posted by that bitter backslidden pervert Frank Schaeffer on Twitter. It went like this:
Other than the fact your husband’s party is now the party of cutting children’s healthcare to benefit the wealthy, the party associated with coddling KKK, veneration of treasonous Confederate generals and the current president’s assault of women- how was the play Mrs. Lincoln? pic.twitter.com/6R0xBqd0N3
— Frank Schaeffer (@Frank_Schaeffer) November 16, 2017
Judge Roy Moore